Get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is it with people?!?!?!

I realize that I could be a millionaire right now after a mere three months of marriage! I should contribute a dollar every time someone asks me the following questions:

• When are you having a baby?
• Are you pregnant (yet)?
• Are you and MoJo trying?
• What are you waiting for?

Hey, I'll also throw a dollar in the jar if the following statement is made, or some variation of it:

• Hurry up, you are old!
• Don't wait too long or else when you want them, they won't come.
• Do it now before it's too late.
• You don't want to be having kids late in life.

SHUT UP AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM!